Available for pre-sale now! Calendars will start shipping the first week of December!
Our 12 month 2026 wall calendar:
CHICKENS ARE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS:
Welcome to a whole 12 months of what were supposed to be elegant still-life inspired chicken images...but then: chickens. Are they eating the painstakingly constructed floral arrangements? Yes. Are they kicking over vintage glassware? Also, yes. Is there chicken poop? Maybe.
It’s a colorful, whimsical collection that remind us: perfection is overrated. Especially, when you release the poultry.
But wait! There’s more....This handy calendar is full of lots of fun, wacky, and frankly completely unimportant national days (cough, cough....National Drinking with Chickens Day) in addition to countless other useful features such as:
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actual holidays
- phases of the moon
- Saturdays, as well as Sundays
- days of the month organized in ascending order
- a tiny hole to store a thumbtack in
- and so much more!
Cheers to a chicken-filled 2026!
Printed in the USA
